clekkolin 

A small blossom that grows on trees. It has white petals and a tan center. Similar to an apple blossom in appearance.

We have to make up a species for 5th grade? Okay. I'll call this one a Clekkolin. I'm sure I won't try to post it on Urban Dictionary years later!
Years later~
Hmm. I remember my 5th grade species project. Wasn't it called a Clekkolin? Let's see if Urban Dictionary will accept it!

clekkolin by SomeRandomGeekOnline October 11, 2018

Cleolinda Jones 

Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.

Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.

Cleolinda Jones never fails to make me burst out laughing. I recommend her m15m to any moviegoer with a sense of humour.

Cleolinda Jones by Gloriel May 25, 2008

Cleptolingual 

A pathological word/phrase thief.

Katie: That girl is a hot mess! She's like a busted can of biscuits.
Kelli: A busted can of biscuits? LOL. I'm legit about to be a Cleptolingual and use that phrase!!

Cleptolingual by Spec1al K February 10, 2014