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A person who is the funniest but yet most retarded person on the planet. They are funny, athletic, smart, stupid, giving, and laid back. Isn't afraid to get in a little trouble but that usually backfires. Always has a smile on their face and makes you laugh and giggle when you feel down. They are always there for a good friend and stand up for what they believe in. They are hard workers but yet lazy at the same time. They can be a little overbearing and perverted at times but they are amazing friends. They give sucky advice though. If they find someone they like, they hold on to them and treat them like they are the only ones in the world. If you ever see one make sure you hold tight on to them. They might become famous in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see Clay Wagner over there? He is such an amazing guy!
Guy2: Clay Wagner is the best! He always has my back.
by youngblood5 March 11, 2015
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