Clapster
A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).
Clapster by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018
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clapter
A "joke", often making a political or social statement, whose purpose is to make the audience applaud and agree instead of laugh. Popular with hack comedians and their fans.
Did Margaret Cho tell a single joke during that performance? Her entire show was just left-wing clapter.
clapter by Dexy's Midnight Runner March 28, 2008
crapsterbate
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006
Clappter
*Verb* : An explosion of insane, vicious or violent clapping that can result in serious injury or death. Synonyms include clapping, lots of clapping, a round of applause and danger.
Example 1 (present): Bob receives clappter from an audience and consequently DIES.
Example 2 (perfect): The audience clapptered Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 3 (imperfect): The audience was clapptering Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 4 (future): The audience will clappter Bob and he will consequently DIE.
Example 2 (perfect): The audience clapptered Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 3 (imperfect): The audience was clapptering Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 4 (future): The audience will clappter Bob and he will consequently DIE.
Clappter by Neon Kerosene November 7, 2018
Claysterpillar
Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.
Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...
Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
Claysterpillar by fcsf December 17, 2022
classterbating
Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?
Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
classterbating by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.