cizzer 

nickname for anyone with an extremely developed cranial capacity, usually the smartest or perhaps best looking individual amongst a crowd.
It is a homonym of the word "scissor," suggesting the intensity of the term.

steve: yo check out cizzer over there!
stephanie: wow! good lookin'!

cizzer by young z May 2, 2006

Cozzer 

A word used in the south of England to refer to a single Policeman. 'Cozzers' would be the word for two or more policemen on patrol. Possible bastardisation of the word 'Copper'

Run mate, it's the Cozzers !

Bacon. Cozzers.

Cozzer by Pabski July 18, 2003

smiley bean chizzer

the smiliest of the smilers.

that girl over there is smiling so much, she's one of those smiley bean chizzers.

smiley bean chizzer by BowlOfSpecialK February 26, 2011

cizers 

the way a dumass wigger tries to spell scissors ina spelling bee and got laughed at like a pussybitch (look that1 up) and ran out of the spelling bee crying...fukin wannabee nigger

Chad is a stupid un-nigger cracker that has multiple negro penises in his ass and coodnt spell scissors, so he spelled cizers...

cizers by pappaboner9 May 16, 2006

cuzzer

It’s a slang for a curry, popularly used in London.

Chaps, I am meeting Gary for a pint and cuzzer this Thursday. Feel free to join us at...

cuzzer by Hammer’em December 12, 2017

Chizzer 

To bash or flame a smacktard in a videogame. Preferably used against one who heedlessly accuses others of hacking or cheating.

Nice work man! You totally chizzered that smacktard out of the server!

Chizzer by Mopron the Contender April 27, 2005

wizzle chizzer

amazing and amusing music enhanced by weed

the genre of music that i really enjoy is wizzle chizzer

wizzle chizzer by korj February 28, 2008