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a)noun: A kid who lives next door and always falls asleep no matter what is going on. He also refuses to walk anywhere within a 15 inch radius without using some sort of transportation.

b)verb: to have buttsecks with another man
a) Scott: Yo, let's walk across the street.
Ceebs: Nah, let's take the bus.
Scott: Stop being such a cibu.

b) Damn, that guy has a sweet ass. He better not go in the locker room shower or else he's gonna get cibued.
cibu by evice January 29, 2008
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Cibusfaciemphobia 

The peculiar fear of greasy or hot food coming in contact with your face (usually when you're eating.)
I hate eating ribs because they give me total cibusfaciemphobia

Cibusaphobia 

The fear and phobia of finding an insect, bug, fly or spider in your sandwich; meaning you must check your sandwich before eating.
A) Hey, Phil. Why do you always check your sandwiches before you eat them?

B) Well it's because I have cibusaphobia and I am cibusaphobic.
Cibusaphobia by getrwuegyweh October 1, 2016

cibulski 

The most beast last name and the aw-mazingest family in the world
the cibulski's are beast
suh-bowl-ski
cibulski by ashlyn!123 December 14, 2010
pronounced as "chee boot", it simply means a 'more polite' word to curse someone calling him/her "pussy."
Taken from the chinese dialect known as chee bye.
John : I'm scared man to try my luck on that chix.
Tan : Hey man, you're indeed a cibut! No balls!
cibut by colgate December 3, 2005

cibusexual 

Attraction to not a person's gender, but what their favorable food is. Sexual attraction is developed for someone who has the same food preferences as one's self.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, I'm cibusexual, do you like fish & chips?
Sarah: I do, Kyle! I love them!
Kyle: F**k, I just popped a boner for you.
cibusexual by Lust 4 Lunch June 7, 2017

Cibusfutuero 

Cibus: Latin for Food

Futuero: Latin for Sex

1. A person of either sex who is getting pleasured by food or is pleasuring food.

2. A person who gets aroused when thinking about food or eating food.

Other common terms: Food Porn, Cibusphile;
That person is a Cibusfutuero!
Cibusfutuero by Alacaster February 25, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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