church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016

gay church

The Gym.

Working out.

Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!

by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007

gay church

A term that is used to describe a situation that is absurd or makes no logical sense.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.

"Did you hear that they are closing down The Odyssey next week? That is so gay church."

by Ky Ky April 23, 2006

churchgasam

When you are so full of the Holy Spirit you let out a loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS!!!!

While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!

by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017

Churchgasm

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"

The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.

by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

churchgate tavern

A pub in leicester for people who LOVE regae and rnb. Great atmosphere, great people, fantastic night!!!!!!!

hey have you been to the churchgate tavern yet? its bangin!!

by darlo2009 August 24, 2009