church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

church gay by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016

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gay church

The Gym.

Working out.

Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!

gay church by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007

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gay church

A term that is used to describe a situation that is absurd or makes no logical sense.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.

"Did you hear that they are closing down The Odyssey next week? That is so gay church."

gay church by Ky Ky April 23, 2006

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churchgasam

When you are so full of the Holy Spirit you let out a loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS!!!!

While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!

churchgasam by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017

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Churchgasm

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"

The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.

Churchgasm by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

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churchgate tavern

A pub in leicester for people who LOVE regae and rnb. Great atmosphere, great people, fantastic night!!!!!!!

hey have you been to the churchgate tavern yet? its bangin!!

churchgate tavern by darlo2009 August 24, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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