chum face

the face one makes when super baked and super drunk, but feelin better than ever, eyes squinty as fuck, and a closed mouth smile that makes you just look like a chum. if ur chum facin, ur doin it right

dude, ur so chum faced right now

chum face by theycallmeskim August 13, 2012

chum face

one who's face is full of fish products not typically consumed by humans. this was created by a man named derek mossey in milford new hampshire at the age of 6 months.

o my god your such a chum face!

chum face by Derek Mossey April 24, 2005

Monkey chum in the face 

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

Monkey chum in the face by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum 

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

Face like a dented can of chum by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008