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A man usually the age of 90 or older who loves to suspend children. He also loves to threaten to expel the children of his school for doing nothing wrong. He usually works with a stout chubby man named Dylan Rich who likes to break kids backpacks. Be careful when leaving your kids alone with Chris because he might just take them, he already abducted a young girl named Brittney. swooped kidnapper
Always hold your kids hand in the store you wouldn’t want Chris Keck taking them
by Leaffyy420weed June 17, 2018
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