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1. A complete asshole, usually a male, that tries to look cool, but is a complete douche cock.

2. A private school male.

3. One who pops their collar and wears 2 polos at the same time, while their popped.
Why don't you go finger yourself chach bag.
chach bag by Gabe F November 11, 2006

choch bagger 

some who is exhibiting choch like behaviors to a new level. usualy his straightened hair or wears 2 or more polo shirts. may also wear skinny jeans or black emo hair because they think it makes them look deep. Also looks like a girl from the back. also works as a generic insult.
guy 1. hey see that choch bagger over there?
guy 2. o yeah tyler hes such a choch bagger with straightened hair.
guy 1. lets beat him up
guy 2. YEA
choch bagger by tyler coulter June 10, 2009

Chooch Bag 

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.
Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

chonch bag 

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.
After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.
chonch bag by beny boy November 8, 2008
A douche bag who might, for example, point out mundane grammatical errors in another person's definition of a slang word.
Man what kind of a chach bag posts a definition on this site to critique another comment?? #irony
chach bag by Krizzle11 September 17, 2012

chonch bag 

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.
after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag
chonch bag by ben dussy November 8, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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