chippity 

A feeling of intense frustration toward a potentially stupid or idiotic situation arising from complete ignorance. Also can be used to describe anything in a sarcastic tone when one disagrees with it. See wack.

For example, (This traffic is pissing me off! It's CHIPPITY!!) i.e. (This song is chippity!) (Rednecks are chippity.) (Waiting 20 minutes for "fast food" is CHIPPITY.) (Someone driving with their turn signal on for miles is the essence of "chippity".)

chippity by hoganswinger July 24, 2008

chippity jumbo 

can be randomly put in any sentence to describe how you are feeling.

"im burnin up like a chippity jumbo"

"im as sad as a chippity jumbo"

"im sexy like a chippity jumbo"

chippity jumbo by mancman June 17, 2009

chippity chop 

a versatile phrase used while one is doing something questionable or normally frowned upon by society, thereby making this action seem okay to an extent; may also be used when one is in the process of achieving something awesome such as an epic goal in FIFA; can also be varied to ones liking: chippityhipchipchop, chippitychopchipskipparo!

While stealing a french fry from a friend, one may say "chippity chop," quickly consume said french fry, and it is as if the theft never occurred.

chippity chop by haymariposa September 1, 2011

chippety chip 

the annoying habit of females (particularly wives and long-term girlfriends) to talk relentlessly at you without any purpose, direction or joke. much like the continuous and never-ceasing noise of a chainsaw cutting through a tree, or a woodpecker pecking away at some bark.

1. i was trying to watch the fulham game and all she did was chippety chip for the whole 90 minutes

2. 'so i was looking at these 50 different places to get my weekly facial....'
"oh woman stop with that chippety chip, im getting ear-ache"

chippety chip by barnes boyz July 14, 2009

Cippity cazzo 

Another saying for the word “cap” used for whenever someone is lying. This is a more accurate and useful saying of the word.

Todd: “Bro I cracked her last night.”

J.P: “Cippity Cazzo, your name is Todd.”

Cippity cazzo by Despacito_Tpose69 April 16, 2021

Chippety chocolatey 

After having anal intercourse with your partner, it's what's left on your cock after you pull out.

After I came in Tina's tight ass, my penis was streaked with chippety chocolatey and it smelled bad.....

Chippety chocolatey by lovetorim May 7, 2007

crippity chron

The original VB Ghantron. The dankest weed out, shiny and almost glass like in appearance due to high levels of THC crystal formation. From the crypt of Mother Nugget.

Yo did you see that Ghans Waller had?
Yea that shit is crippity chron.

crippity chron by Ghan Man January 16, 2009