chipolone 

someone that is a walking disaster of life. i.e. setting fire to the rug with an iron, getting arrested for buying alcohol underage, losing their swim bag with $100 worth of equipment in it, growing up to be the blue footed booby.

Rachel makes so many mistakes that she is chipolone.

chipolone by haft October 30, 2006

chipotlanemic 

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

chipotlanemic by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012

Cipollone

A portmanteau of the words shit and bologna which gained popularity following the "ridiculous" defensive strategy used by White House Counsel Pat Cipollone during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.

"Hey Pat! Remember that time you took a shit on a piece of bread, covered it with a slice of bologna, and served it to my uncle Sam? "
"Of course I do! I told him it was a fried bologna sandwich with a brown butter sauce!!! Best Cipollone sandwich I ever made!"

Cipollone by ReverseMadGabber January 25, 2020

chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

chipoon by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

Chipotline 

An extensively long line in which customers must wait to be served food at the Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant chain. Chipotlines can range from just a few customers, to lines extending out the doorway and around the corner.

Person A: Dude, I'm really hungry. Lets stop at that Chipotle right there!

Person B: Alright! I heard the food is really good there!

(approach Chipotle building)

Person A: Oh... never mind... too long of a wait. There's a chipotline running out the door!

Chipotline by EmDeeAr August 7, 2011

chipoltease 

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.

"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"

chipoltease by Maniak September 3, 2007

chipoltle away 

the common use for cleaning blood stains from underwear. it originated on south park, the common comedy show for teens.

after eating chipoltle you may expirience rectal bleeding, causing the aid to use chipoltle away.

Girl 1: Man we need to warn Alicia Keys about chipoltle!
Girl 2: I know, she might have a bloody incedent.
Girl 1: That's okay, she will just have to use CHIPOLTLE AWAY!

chipoltle away by honeycombkitty March 16, 2010