Chillidom

A just-in-time condom structural integrity warning system. An extra level of safety for those risky sexual encounters with questionable partner(s).

Layer One: Install Condom 1
Layer Two: Apply generous coating of hot chilli sauce to condom 1*
Layer Three: Install Condom 2

How it works: Should one of the condoms fail, one of the participants is guaranteed to know about it and promptly let the other participant(s) know.

(*Sweet chilli sauce found to be unsuitable for this application)

Hey mate, you hear about Dave? He met a girl at the club last night and said she was well up for it but looked like she had seen more helmets than Hitler, so he packed his chillidom. It probably saved his life because one snapped; fortunately for him, on her side of the chilli border.

by September 15, 2020