chilifuck 

before fucking a chick in the ass you lub your dick with hot chili, therefore causing the chicks ass to burn, and it makes her farts smell like fox piss

"Look at Diane, she is walking weird and she smells like fox piss. It is probubly because Irwin chilifucked her while she was watching soap operas.

chilifuck by Billy Michael D. April 28, 2008

Califuckinfornian 

A derogatory remark used when seeing a Californian living or driving in the Northwest.

There are too many Califuckinfornian's in Washington who can't drive. God dam Califuckinfornian!

Califuckinfornian by Bosnian Child December 18, 2012

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

califucked 

Califucked (verb) - When one person thinks their first world problem is more important than the other persons first world problem. Specific to people in California.

“Jane totally califucked me today when I was complaining about my tacos”

califucked by Ibekels October 6, 2018

Califuckinfornia

1. In the liner notes of Jimmy Buffett's new CD ("Buffet Hotel") Jimmy explains the stories behind each song on the disc. For the number "Surfing In A Hurricane" he describes his early career on the Alabama shore yet having a strong desire of playing in California - "the Mecca of songwriters and surf culture." He compares the Alabama surf waves to the bigger ones in "Califuckinfornia".

2. you can also use the term to express amazement and delight for the State of Cali.

1. My last year in the military was spent in various commands in Northern California. I've been in San Francisco, Sausalito, Mount Tamalpais, Napa Valley, Monterey, Sacromento, Alcatraz and other exciting places. Califuckinfornia is a state everyone should go visit. I love it.

2. Huey Lewis and the News, Green Day, the Tubes, Tommy Tutone, the Grateful Dead, the Doobie Brothers, the Eagles, Van Halen, NWA, Ratt,the Beach Boys, Hiroshima, Dead Kennedys and many more important music acts come from Califuckinfornia, dude! That's where's it's at.

Califuckinfornia by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2009

Childfucker 

(1). A person who fucks children
(2). Smeb

"Smeb is a real childfucker"

Childfucker by JamburgerMan April 20, 2018

chilipunked

When a newspaper or other news media source does not mention your group in a story and you beleive said mention is warranted, you have been "chilipunked."

From the News & Observer (Raleigh, NC) Blog, "Under the Dome" on March 4, 2008.

The Libertarian Party plans to post challengers in some legislative races.

The party has collected more than 95,000 signatures and is in the process of certifying them with local elections officials and the State Board of Election, according to would-be gubernatorial candidate Mike Munger.

In an e-mail to Dome, the Duke University political science professor said that once the party plans to field candidates in "quite a few" of the 56 races with no competition.

"We'd (the Libertarians) love to be able to have a primary, but the state denied our right to do that when they used their discretion to decertify us after the 2004 election," he wrote.

He also said that Dome's failure to mention the possibility of Libertarian candidates "chilipunked" him. We have no earthly idea what that verb means.

chilipunked by Ben Lurking March 4, 2008