chickpocrisy 

1) the practice of professing standards, beliefs, etc, contrary to her real character or actual behaviour; especially the pretence of virtue and piety.

She defines chickpocrisy because she looks, dresses and claims to be a "good girl", but my boy picked her up at the club and "hit it" the first nite.

What chickpocrisy!! She always tells you what you should and shouldn't do with your life, but she doesn't have hers together.

chickpocrisy by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014

Chickpocrite 

1) a female who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.

2) A female who puts on a false appearance of virtue.

3) A female who acts in contradiction to her stated beliefs or feelings.

5) A female who pretends to be what she is not.

Chickpocrites always tells her girlfriends how they need to date better men and criticizes her girlfriends dates behind their backs ... but, she's hooked-up with a few of the guys after they have split from her girlfriend.

Chickpocrites always wants you to attend and support her in all her endeavors, but she's "flaky" when you seek out her support.

Chickpocrite by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012