Chernitis

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

by Mr Bear 1015 February 28, 2012

Chernity

A more melodious version of the Cuban slang word "cherna" (flaming homosexual and/or fag).

You're wearing pink! You look a bit like a chernity.

by Russ D May 17, 2005