cheese plug 

This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.

Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?

Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.

cheese plug by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010

plug cheese 

The white or yellowish cheesy ear jam that collects on the earring-like jewelry referred to as plugs used to stretch earlobe holes to different sizes.

I was hugging that guy and his plug fell out. I think some of his plug cheese got on my shoulder...man, it smells like ass ,dirty belly button and toe jam.

plug cheese by heehaha January 7, 2011