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1. kidding
2. an action involving the displaying of boobs, for the purpose of tempting a guy to grab them. furthermore chboobsin or chbuttin does not make it alright to actually partake in the suggested act, however it does make it less of a slapable offense and should therefore be laughed off if said male party decides to partake
Definition 1-
Friend 1: Hey man, I'm moving to India Saturday.
Friend 2: Are you chboobsin me?!
Friend 1: haha yeah sorry man, I'm not going anywhere

Definition 2-
Chris: Damn Kaylee's been chboobsin me alllll day. I'm thinking of just going in for the grab.
Joey: It's not as bad as Alice's constant chbuttin, her booty is like the most perfect bubble
Chris: We gotta stay strong...
chboobsin by juliansgirl November 26, 2009
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Choosing 

When a person has multiple options (dating) and picks based on the current or momentary want, need, time or circumstance. Often times, the choice is based on a material (when women are choosing) or sexual (when men are choosing) gain.
Tasha, you know I’ve been wanting to take you out but you stay choosing and entertaining other men.
Choosing by YogagODDess December 4, 2020

choosing fee 

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.
"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
choosing fee by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

choosin' 

Originated in tha town 510 (Oakland, CA)
when someone is interested in someone and stares them down, tryin to make it obvious they want them.. someone that everyone wants and someone who stands out...( they attract hella groupies)
ridin my leather and wooood..chooosin!
- too short
choosin' by hYPHYnIGGA January 4, 2005

Choosing 

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle
I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.
Choosing by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

choosing beggar 

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.
Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.
choosing beggar by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

Choosing my battles 

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.
You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.
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