chat vampire

someone who sucks the life out of a group chat. they have to respond to everything. they have to be included in everything. they have to liveblog everything. the group chat is theirs now. you're just a spectator.

can you stop being such a chat vampire? it's literally dead all the time because you don't let anyone else respond but never have anything meaningful to say.

by deeveeesss January 5, 2022

Chavampire

Vampires who love Burberry and will suck the life out of you by spraying you with Lynx. Allergic to rock music, they find their power in heavy gold jewellery (hooped earrings for the females, thick chains for the males). If their power source is stolen or taken, they will scream “You’re well gonna get beatin’s!” before bursting into flames and dying.

The chavampire howled in pain as a spork was thrust through its' intestines.

by Freakything May 12, 2007

Catvampire

A girl who likes to act tough and talk crap about people. When confronted, she lies about it and then starts talking more crap and tries to look innocent in public. She's a disgrace to cats and vampires everywhere!

Boy: Who's she?
Girl: Ignore her; she's a CatVampire.. She'll just ruin your reputation.

by Zezima0123456789012 August 7, 2009