chase may

Quite possibly the biggest douchebag alive.

Senior, the worst all-American cheerleader and not a trackstar.
Can't open his mouth wide enough for his boyfriend thanks to his face disease and has hooked up with so many ratchets to try to prove to himself that he's not gay...even though everyone knows the truth.

That guy is such a Chase May, he probably has chlamydia.

chase may by Khasshole November 15, 2013

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Chase x May

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.

Is that Chase?!
And is that MAY?!
Chase x May is canon!!

Chase x May by EVANISGAYFORKIERAN April 26, 2023

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whatever the case may be

Often used in the basketball world, it is used to describe that under any circumstances it is mandatory to win.

We have a game tomorrow, I don't care if the reffs suck or whatever the case may be just play.

whatever the case may be by Queef in a bag May 9, 2018

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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