When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.
Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.
MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."
MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."
by Rainb0wWalrus August 04, 2009
When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.
by J_Von_Viking August 20, 2024