catspider 

Something which looks somewhat like a cat and somewhat like a spider. Often appear in internet hoaxes involving fog and trees. Often a threat towards noobs

Didn't make it in time? read teh thread matey or I'll set the Catspiders on you!

catspider by candie-eyed October 26, 2004

Catspert 

Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.

Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.
Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.
Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.
Everyone: ............

Catspert by Banky Donkey February 17, 2009

cassiderial 

Loud Crackerhead with high key depression problems. And best friends with a fat cow. And is apparently dating a monkey. And she is bootyful = Full of booty. And dumb sometimes but we love her

Is Cassie short for Cassiderial?? Cuz that would be hot.

cassiderial by Hrclark December 19, 2019