Something which looks somewhat like a cat and somewhat like a spider. Often appear in internet hoaxes involving fog and trees. Often a threat towards noobs
Didn't make it in time? read teh thread matey or I'll set the Catspiders on you!
Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.
Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.
Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.
Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.
Everyone: ............
Loud Crackerhead with high key depression problems. And best friends with a fat cow. And is apparently dating a monkey. And she is bootyful = Full of booty. And dumb sometimes but we love her
Is Cassie short for Cassiderial?? Cuz that would be hot.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.