carnivegan

1. A person who claims to be vegan, but with the exception of eating meat. Differentiates by use of the term vegan, as opposed to vegetarian in that the carnivegan does not consume eggs, dairy, or use animal (by)products such as leather, honey, etc. Also see, idiot.

"I'm carnivegan, because I totally can't live without a rare steak!"

carnivegan by Peter Mahoney May 26, 2006

Carnivegan

a check in nature that balances out all of the vegans who refuse to eat any meat, dairy, fish or other things with faces.

A carnivegan's diet consists souly of the most tortured and abused animals that the often self described "meatitarian" can consume

Hannibal Lector, Brock Lesner, Gandhi and Ronald McDonald are well ronound practicers of the carnivegan lifestyle

Carnivegan by Meatitarian May 11, 2010

carnivegrian 

noun

Is a person who consumes meat, however refrains from consume the meat of those animals which display signs of possessing emotions such as:

intelligence, joy, tenderness, care and sadness

" one who refrains from eating the meat of Sheep, Rabbits, Pigs, GuneaPigs, Cows, Dolphins and Whales etc. is a carnivegrian".

Those animals which a carnivegrian perceived as proper for consumption are:

"Chicken and all other forms of birds which hold chicken like mental attributes, also all forms of fish".

carnivegrian by Baron Neville October 20, 2016

Carnigan 

A word combines Carnivore and Vegan. Carnigan describes one who eats meat like carnivore, but doesn’t have eggs or milk like vegan. Also, Carnigan doesn’t eat potatoes or potato products.

Proud Carnigan.

Carnigan by crunchy mallow December 15, 2021

Carnivegetarian 

Carnivegetarians can eat a little meat except when they're currently claiming to be a vegetarian unless the aroma of a cooked animal smells so good they just can't resist.

I met a hot vegan girl the other day and I wanted her to want to play with my tofu by the end of the night... So I told her I was a vegetarian even though I'm totally not. I love meat. This makes me a Carnivegetarian.

Carnivegetarian by Neightron April 5, 2009

carnegan 

small sweater worn by carnival workers, or may look like it belongs in a circus

Man, Silas' carnegan looks like it belongs on a clown.

carnegan by charlie mustang May 9, 2012

Carrivean 

• Of or belonging to the class or group who does something stupid, and blames everyone else.

• Using a Double Standard to a remarkably comical extent.

• Unsurpassed magnitude and frequency of douchbaggedness.

• It is Carrivean to go into your neighbor’s house, uninvited, without permissions when the neighbors are known to be out, and be upset at the neighbor for being mad about it. “I helped them with the house fire. That should allow me to trespass.”
• It is Carrivean to complain repeatedly that people speed on your street, but then do reckless brake stands on the same street, “I light up my tires on my street, but I can do that because I used to race Corvettes.”
• It is Carrivean to send a mass email with CC rather than BCC, and be mad that someone replied to all. “I messed up, but you’re responsible.”
• It is Carrivean to constantly wine about folks talking on a cell phone while driving, and then admit to driving drunk regularly. “When I drive on the shoulder, I’d turn left. When I drive on the median I’d turn right. Hahaha.”

Carrivean by markfromberg June 19, 2013