caplan'd 

1. to smash, split, or divide into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: He broke a vase.
2. to destroy
3. FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

Yo, you just caplan'd my copter.

caplan'd by johnnyBlaze666 April 13, 2009

Dirty Caelan 

The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.

Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.

Dirty Caelan by Nolilbois October 22, 2020

Dirty callan

This is when a female sucks your cock and then licks your ass while she finger bashes her mum of which you are licking the ass of. Its like a mini merry-go-round.

I did a dirty callan last night with a chick from the bar. Her mum squirted all over me and the chick squirted all over her mum with shit all over the place.

Dirty callan by Kwicky March 21, 2019

Dirty Caolan 

When you fuck someone so hard they give off a aromatic cheesecake smell which makes you jizz

I was fucking the bird who wafted a dirty Caolan and I was done in 5 seconds

Dirty Caolan by GodfraytheGreat June 7, 2020