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candenemy 

candenemy:

The candy you love to eat. Yet once consumed makes you feel guilty or goes against the diet you are on or makes your body sluggish, possibly all three.
You know that certain candy you love? The one that calls at you as you drive by the 7-11 or while in the check out line? The candy you have to get a king size of or two in regular size? Heaven forbid there is a holiday approaching and you travel down that candy isle! Beware... your candenemy awaits!!
candenemy by true seraphine March 25, 2013
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Chandeney 

Chandeney, a girl you can laugh with, she’ll always find a way to cheer you up she is also a really pretty girl, she doesn’t always know how to say no to people because she gets frustrated really fast, chandeney has trust issues but she has a voice of a mouse, no i’m kidding her voice is really pretty and everyone loves her for being herself.
Person: “oh i’m sad and my friends are boring”
Me: “you should be friends with chandeney she’ll make you laugh”
Chandeney by Immawhoopyoassrealquick November 10, 2019

Condenemistry

A person who believes in big egos, narcissism, and condescentful things. That bitch of a person either has a mental illness, or is a ppg wannabe.
"condenemistry is just downbad for attention bro istg"
Condenemistry by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023

Condenemist 

"Bro, that guy over there is a condenemist. i swear i would get a cringe wound from his unstoppable mouth."
Condenemist by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023
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