'Camel nose' refers to the outline of a human male's penis and scrotum, as seen through tightly fitting clothes. Camel nose commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as jeans, shorts, sweat pants etc...Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric, the crotch bulge may take on a resemblance to the nose of a camel.
If I pull my pants up any higher everyone is going to see my camelnose!
A camel's nose is sort of like a camel toe in a sense, except instead of the downstairs area of a woman the camel's nose is an awkwardly sized nose that puts people off when viewed
"That camel's nose is freakish and unsettling, my brain can't get around how ones nose looks this way"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'