(Also come pipe)

Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.

2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.

3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
by Amazambane December 30, 2017
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