The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.
Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.
by TheGrayBush June 30, 2011
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the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat
by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 9, 2020
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