Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).

Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!

by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012

carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.

Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian

by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

Canatarian

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

Fakeatarian

One who says they are vegetarian but secretly eat Taco Bell and Jack In The Box tacos, justifying it as “ it contains mostly soy.” They only eat French fries when out instead of salad ironically. They cave in to sometimes secretly taking a bite of meat and loving it.

Non vegetarian- I’m not a vegetarian but I love eating healthy.Do you want a thin crust gluten free pesto sauce cheese spinach pizza ? It’s my favorite ! Fakeatarian-Ew, I want Taco Bell! Non vegetarian- So are you a fakeatarian ?

by NYworstnightmare October 23, 2019

cuteatarian

A person who eats only animals that they find unattractive.

Unlike my (vegetarian) friends, my cuteatarian friend only eats chicken and fish and avoids really cute and cuddly animals like cows, sheep, and piggies.

by tilt-a-whirl girl March 1, 2009

carnatarian

a person that has a dietary preference similar to that of a vegetarian but with meat.

carnatarian like the opposite of a vegetarian

by stoned pooh bear November 2, 2010

Caketarian

Someone who only eats eggs when its in cake. Won't eat omelets or anything else that contains it. Derived from the word "vegetarian" but since they only eat cake, it became "caketarian"

I'm vegetarian, and don't eat eggs unless it's in cake, call me a caketarian

by Habamybaba February 24, 2021