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I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) 

when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.
Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"

Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.

Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."

Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."

Someone left the cake out in the rain. 

Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park," one of oddest songs ever written.
John: My next door neighbor thinks little green men control the government through mind control.

Paul: Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Cake'ole 

shut your cake'ole (mouth)
Cake'ole by xAmybx November 9, 2007

cake or death?

A famous quote from Eddie Izzard. Pose this question to your friends to freak them out!
"CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Ah, cake please."
"...VERY WELL! GIVE HIM CAKE!"
"Thanks very much! It's very nice."
cake or death? by pikamidge September 4, 2008

cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.
Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.
cake or death by ImAshroom December 6, 2006

Cake out 

to fall asleep abruptly; to totally pass out
This weed is so good! I'm gonna cake out as soon as I come home, man.
Cake out by Rome420 December 20, 2008