Caffeine dick

Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"

Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?

Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.

Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.

by SteelWaffle August 11, 2009

Caffeine Dick

The act of drinking an excessive amount of energy drinks and having a generous amount of sex.

Person 1: babe let's go home.
Person 2: why so early?
Person 1: I drank 3 redbulls, I want to give you this caffeine dick.

by tavo2110 May 22, 2016