Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
by CCrack July 17, 2006
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019