buttolph

uncommon last name originating form england. often turned into "butt-loft" or mispronounced in a variety of other ways. Only cool people have this name.

telemarketer: "is mr. or mrs. buttloft there?"
me: "its buttolph"
Telemarketer" "buttloaf?"
me: "buttolph"
Telemarketer: "buttelf?"
me: *click*

by buttloph October 8, 2008

kane buttolph

one of the most amazing and nicest guys there is!! a great boyfriend with an amazing smile and his blue eyes are enchanting. he's such a wonderful guy and deserves the best

i wish i had a kane buttolph

by someonethatisrandom June 23, 2017

buttophagus

The tube running from butt to mouth creating morning breath.

Her buttophagus must be acting up; her stanky morning breath made me hurl.

by BahoUtot June 25, 2021