Butter Knives

When your toenails grow so long they look like they can spread butter on a slice of toast.

1. "You scratched me with those butter knives while cuddling last night."
2. "Damn girl, you better cut them butter knives before you hurt someone."
3. "Every time I put on my panty hose, my butter knives run right through them."

by buttertoes101 July 30, 2018