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Butt rumble 

A unexpected flatulence that typically causes a massive rumble between ones buttocks while trying to hide it from his or her partner.
When I butt rumble in my sleep, my wife wakes up and beats me.
Butt rumble by DIblasi9984 February 9, 2024

Butt Rubble 

The detritus of toilet paper left on the bathroom floor (or in one's clothes) after using the bathroom.
The floor of their bathroom was covered in little pieces of butt rubble and hadn't been cleaned in ages.
Butt Rubble by Petersworld October 27, 2011

Butt rubble 

"Thats a big pile of stinking butt rubble"
Butt rubble by shootingoon October 16, 2008

Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.
Rumple Butt Skin by f-deer February 6, 2010

Rubble Butt 

An unsavory looking bubble butt riddled with cellulite and having the appearance of bag of rubbles/rocks..
Ratchet....Don't act like you're all that wearing spandex with that ras ragged rubble butt
Rubble Butt by Kingstonjade April 19, 2014

rumple butt 

Someone who is being a stubborn or unreasonable. Another word for butthead.
Yo, Jarrett was a rumple butt yestday. He shit all over the living room.
rumple butt by modotcom April 21, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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