bus blind 

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.

All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.

bus blind by transitdad June 27, 2018

Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

Bus blindness by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009

Bindi Bus

Bindi Bus - A small van or subcompact car capable of holding six or more terrorists or filled to the brim with explosives & nuclear materials. A suicide vehicle used as the delivery system for the explosives.
A van used in desert communities as a replacement for cammels. It has been known to have bell's mounted as a warning system in Arabic nations.
Bindi bus, Jingle bus, cammel car.

Hey Aknod, drive the bindi bus to the building & you will be rewarded with 60 virgins. Give me a call once you are there.
Fisal , bring the bindi to the mosque & we will load it with many gifts.

Bindi Bus by complexed September 11, 2010