burread 

To attempt to eat a burrito while reading a book, preferably outside in a park on a nice day.

Difficulty can be increased by various factors: poor burrito structural integrity or weak wrap, high winds combined with an improvised paperweight such as your bag of chips, etc.

After rock-climbing this morning, all I can think about is stopping by El Farolito so I can go burreading at Mission Dolores.

burread by derat September 1, 2008

Burred on 

When you perform oral sex on a girl and get hair stuck in your teeth from her bush.

Andrew's been brushing his teeth all day because he got burred on last night...

Burred on by Jhizzlecuz April 9, 2008

burrhead 

Those coming from the african persuasion, due to the gnatty, brillo pad type hair.

Boy! Those burrheads sure do like watermellons.

burrhead by Todd Savage November 8, 2005

burreatin'

The act of eating a burrito.

Hell yes, I went to Chipotle for lunch. I had to do some serious burreatin'.

burreatin' by whitneyarner January 9, 2014

Burreaux 

The most legendary person to ever breathe air on earth. He is a Bengals superstar who won them 80 consecutive super bowls. He will create a religion and will have 8 billion followers.

Burreaux won the Bengals 80th Super bowl in Super bowl 134.

Burreaux by rae pist December 16, 2019

Burradog 

An ancient entity that returns to fight crime but can never be arsed to help anyone X

Burradog returns X

Burradog by Burradog July 19, 2018

Burred

An advanced form of boredom. Symptoms include, fidgeting, walking from one place to another (similar to patrol function in Warcraft 3), spawning witches in Left 4 Dead and thinking about Vampire Diaries.

Kevin: Hey Jon, wutcha thinking about?
Jon: Stefan's hot ass... I'm burred as shit.
Kevin: Wanna go flip some bitches?
Jon: Now you're talking!

Burred by AntI NortskI November 6, 2009