burboon

The dilemma of whether to shit before or after your shower.

Alexander had a dreadful case of burboon that evening. He knew that he needed to poo soon and he also needed a shower. If he was to poo after the shower his bum would be not as clean as if he were to poo before the shower but he thought it could probably brew for a bit longer.

burboon by qwertywtf March 4, 2014

Barboon 

One who repetitively get's barred out...Or that is takes a lot of xanax for those ignorant folks

Now there little niggy, quit acting a barboon 'for I cage you back up

Barboon by Mitchy C June 19, 2011

Burbonious 

(adj) of or having to do with the awesome power of the burboniuos beast that is the Chevy Suburban

those donuts on the field were awfully burbonious

Burbonious by burbonious shotgun November 6, 2010

Burgoon 

A portmanteau of the first and last names of the most wonderful girl in the world.

If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.

The best friend anyone can possibly have.

A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.

Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.

Guy 1: "You know, the only situation better than going out with a girl LIKE Burgoon is going out with Burgoon herself."
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
(-:

Burgoon by If We Only Knew July 17, 2011

Ben Burgoon

Someone who has a pancake and acts like a noob

Wow, Johnny is such a Ben Burgoon

Ben Burgoon by Nick Gatto December 28, 2008

Burgoon 

The act of getting not only fecal matter when you wipe but also semen on toilet paper

Result of anal sex and using the bathroom after. Using the bathroom after anal sex caused me to burgoon the toilet paper.

Burgoon by 61egamad April 8, 2011

burbon 

short for chevy suburban

damn look at that big body burbon

burbon by houstonsfinest August 11, 2008