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Bump dat 

1:often used to tell the dj to turn up the bass.
2:also used to tell your bitch to shake her ass wildly.
1-"hey dj, bump dat!"
2-"get over here bitch, yea, bump dat"
Bump dat by Hostile206 January 7, 2009

dat bump 

Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread
*new member posts in a thread from 2004*

DAT BUMP!
dat bump by gootipenis July 5, 2010

Bumpdate 

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
Bumpdate by FegelFatso March 30, 2019

bumpdate 

A portmanteau of the words bump and update. On an internet forum, a bumpdate is a post made specifically to bump the topic up to the top of the list, and at the same time provide information of an update to the initial post.
Bumpdate: My post now includes credits to the two other people who assisted me.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026