bumclot

Someone who irritates you so much they block your asshole, rendering you unable to shit. Originated in Britain (logically).

"You fucking bumclot!"
"Yesterday, I shat a monkey. 'Twas the source of my bumclot"
"I would like you to sodomize me but I'm suffering from a bumclot"

by The Sexy Chemist November 10, 2006

Bumcooter

Someone that is so stupid, you can’t fathom how stupid they are.

Joshua is such a bumcooter for doing that.
These bumcooters won’t get out of my way.

by Redheadedfreak June 7, 2022

bumsloth

Someone who is a bum and a sloth; being very grouchy about everything, lazy, and incompetent. Predominantly a male, lacks good habits; ie. gets his mother to clip his toenails, and is careless with newly purchased materials.

Being a sloth, has some weird fetish for bears.

"Yo look at that bearo. It's name is Rahool"
"Oh my gosh! Stop being such a bumsloth!"

by Owner I September 9, 2016

Bumcrots

A tall Korean female who enjoys wearing scarves on warm days and prefers the tranquility and serenity of her bubble.

Hey, the new Sales Assistant up front is a total Bumcrots.

by Faitheroni November 4, 2011

bumcloud

alternative for fart

what a smelly bumcloud!

by eej January 27, 2005

Bumclown

A hopelessly incompetent idiot, often in the world of work and business.

Usage@ Common in the UK

I can't believe that bumclown can't operate the photocopier!

by ExoticBehemoth July 7, 2011

bumaclot

One bad ass mother fucker located in York, PA that lives with his MoM "who he loves". And can be found on the World of Warcraft :o)

Bumaclot mother fucker you are not worthy.

Realm-Wildhammer

by mikehuntburns April 28, 2008