bum teeth

A line of teeth around the rim of the anus which repels rape at all times. Only Chuck Norris can achieve a full on anal fisting.

Rob: I sharpened some sticks with my bum teeth. Wicked kool!
Al: Yeah, you stabbed me with that shizzlet stick!
Rob: Yeah, i fucking owned you.

by Rob's rapeler June 30, 2008

fatty bum teeth

Someone who is considered to have their head so far in their fat rolls that they find teeth.

Cooper: "You know that kid James?"
Pat: "Yeah, he's a fatty bum teeth ass bitch."'

by BinLadiniTheGenie April 11, 2023

someone who is so FAT they have layers that look bum and they find teeth inside that bum

"hayley" Have you seen the fatty bum teeth jude?
"jett" Yea he fatty bum teeth as fuck.

by duckoo April 13, 2023

Jude: "Have you seen that new kid Cooper?"
Jett: " Yeah, he is a fatty bum teeth nigga!"

by judetheduude April 14, 2023