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An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.
guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.
buying gf by thot eliminator March 14, 2018
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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

Buying Cigarettes 

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.
(noun)a vaginia. The term comes from the NBC series Scrubs as a reference to a vaginia by the character Dr. Elliot Reid who does not like to verbalize genitalia.
I was with the OBGYN girls and saw like 300 bajingos.
bajingo by Joey T3 June 22, 2006

Buying The Puppy 

Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.
We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.
Buying The Puppy by Tagz May 2, 2008

Buying a Stairway to Hell 

To play "Stairway to Heaven" on guitar so horribly that it feels like everybody's eardrums in the room are in Hell. Usually results in being booed off the stage.
That cover band's buying a Stairway to Hell!