technical term for the tilde key on the keyboard ~
derived from the famous serial killer buh goo guh johnson who would shank his victims with a knife and then defecate one their chest in a squigly line creating a sort of tilde shaped feces pile. This wa known as the mark of the buh guh.
derived from the famous serial killer buh goo guh johnson who would shank his victims with a knife and then defecate one their chest in a squigly line creating a sort of tilde shaped feces pile. This wa known as the mark of the buh guh.
User-Hey this is harry johnson calling cause i am having problems with a key on my keyboard. the key with the squigly line on it. I think it is called a talde or something. well anyway it isnt working, so i called you cause your the helpdesk and i need he hehehe.
Technician- Ok sir please stop laughing like a retard. what you are refering to is known as a tilde to people with an iq of less than 10. And if you had a higher iq than 10 which you dont, then it would be a buhguh. There is only one way to fix your problem and that is to take the computer and shove it up your a$$.
User- excuse me i want to know your last name and i want to speak to your manager!
Technician- hold on one second sir i will get him.......................
Dial Tone- Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
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Womans Voice- If you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again....message number 23......
Technician- Ok sir please stop laughing like a retard. what you are refering to is known as a tilde to people with an iq of less than 10. And if you had a higher iq than 10 which you dont, then it would be a buhguh. There is only one way to fix your problem and that is to take the computer and shove it up your a$$.
User- excuse me i want to know your last name and i want to speak to your manager!
Technician- hold on one second sir i will get him.......................
Dial Tone- Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
....
Womans Voice- If you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again....message number 23......
by Masta MC licious April 1, 2005
n. An alternate term for the ~ (tilde) key on a keyboard.
Used primarily by Help Desk and Sys Admin personell to belittle and insult the intelligence of a normal user by making up a faux term for a simple object.
Used primarily by Help Desk and Sys Admin personell to belittle and insult the intelligence of a normal user by making up a faux term for a simple object.
User: Hello. I'm not receiving e-mail. I think the internet is down for cleaning, can you please help me?
Help Desk: Absolutely. First, I'll need you to hold down the buhguh for 5 hours while I preform intensive diagnostics on your machine.
User: Um, okay.
Help Desk: Are you ready?
User: Yeah. Oh wait, what does the buhguh look like again?
Help Desk: You work for this company and you aren't even familiar with the "buhguh concept"? For your information, it's what typically referred to as the "tilde" in non-technical circles. I'll need you to go to your supervisor immediately and request remedial training for buhguh usage and concepts.
Help Desk: Absolutely. First, I'll need you to hold down the buhguh for 5 hours while I preform intensive diagnostics on your machine.
User: Um, okay.
Help Desk: Are you ready?
User: Yeah. Oh wait, what does the buhguh look like again?
Help Desk: You work for this company and you aren't even familiar with the "buhguh concept"? For your information, it's what typically referred to as the "tilde" in non-technical circles. I'll need you to go to your supervisor immediately and request remedial training for buhguh usage and concepts.
by samurai_gremlin March 31, 2005