Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pretty much true.
Today, a young philosophy major on Magic Mushrooms, realized that all matter in the Universe is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that our souls are actually the electronic energy connections within our minds. That we are all one universal consciousness born into separate realities, experiencing itself subjectively. There is NO such thing as space and time or death; life is only an existential dream, and everything that ever thrived in the universe (humans, animals, plants, stars) is the imagination of ourselves.

Pantheistic Solipsistic Buddhism
by Kongamuse August 27, 2013
1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.

2. To cheat on your wife with many women.

(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)
"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"

"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."
by buster chestnutz March 28, 2010
A philosophy, originally coming from India and common in East and South-East Asia.

A buddhist can sometimes be a white dude who watched too many kung-fu movies and/or tries to find something to replace his identity,
which is despised by the owned media and education system.
- "Christian" : Guys, I converted to buddhism yesterday, it's so cool !

- Bob :*facepalm* Buddhism is not a religion... you cannot convert to buddhism.

- Asian dude with an one-syllable name : I don't care, you're still white, ha ha ha.
by Enlightenedkike January 11, 2018