bryndin 

he’s pretty cool B)

he will be the best guy friend you have

not annoying

nice

doesn’t talk to a lot of people

but super nice and could have tons of friends if he wanted them

have you met bryndin?

no

oh that’s too bad for you he’s really nice stupid

bryndin by violet_frogg May 7, 2021

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brending by Brending Klout August 18, 2012

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Brynden 

The most coolest person ever and had the biggest penis ever and people call him gay but he has more clout than most of y’all so post up on him

Brynden fucked me last night and I still can’t walk

Brynden by Richard_342775 July 3, 2018

bronding 

1.) The process of Bonding, but between two or more good male friends, or bros.

2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.

"Me and the guys are goin' up north for a fishing trip, gonna be some serious bronding done this weekend."

Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."

bronding by 132299 April 16, 2009

branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

branding by DirkD January 24, 2007

lipstick branding 

when a girl puts on lots of lipstick and kisses a guy in a place usually not seen.

She is lipstick branding her boyfriend.

lipstick branding by :]:] January 18, 2009