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Brussel sprout 

Brussel sprout is a word that can mean anything
Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.
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brussel sprout 

Used to refer to unclean testicles.
That guy has some nasty brussel sprouts.
brussel sprout by BLN123 March 16, 2010

brussel sprout 

when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth.
blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face
damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.
brussel sprout by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

Brussel sprout Bitch 

How to destroy anyone brave enough to talk shit to you. Hit them with this intense comeback to win any argument
Did you eat the brussel sprouts this morning? They were quite bitchy.

You brussel sprout bitch!
Brussel sprout Bitch by FatCockJohn December 16, 2019

Brussel Sprout Romance 

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

hot brussel sprout 

A really hot person who is liked by no one.
Damn son she's a hot Brussel sprout
hot brussel sprout by M4TH3W April 19, 2017

satans brussel sprouts 

Yo bro, quit bogarting satans brussel sprouts! The satans brussel sprouts are strong tonight.
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