brownjack 

1. Noun; A club-like weapon made by shitting into a sock and tying the end.

2. Verb; The act of inflicting a blow with such a weapon.

Motherfucker, if I catch you drinking milk straight from the carton, I am going to brownjack you until the sock breaks! Believe that shit!

brownjack by James G.P. Conrad August 10, 2015

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.

The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

brownbacking by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 11, 2015

Brownback

When a person smears fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who cut all funding for the arts in his state

After screwing over all the children in Kansas because now they no longer have an arts program, Governor Brownback decided to Brownback himself and masturbate.

Brownback by explodemasterkushlazer November 22, 2011

Brownback

When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.

Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.

Brownback by Offical outrage February 11, 2015

brownback

When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.

My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday

brownback by eudoxus408 February 12, 2015

brownback

screw yourself over with your own statute and then smear fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment

Gov. Brownback got brownbacked when he tried to defend his law allowing discrimination against LGBT citizens.

brownback by jon stewart's other wife February 11, 2015

brownbacking

(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.

(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.

Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.

Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"

brownbacking by Chumbux February 11, 2015