brown hot dog

another way to say poop

Alternatives include: shit screwdriver, brown-bark stick, rusty nail, fecal flashlight, log brownie or burnt tart

Matt Faggor: Feels good to have squeezed an ol' brown hot dog out of the ol' white buns.

by TheAlmighty1 February 23, 2011

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 05, 2018