brothlete

A bro who constantly talks about how much he can lift and how stoked he is to go pro. When in fact he will never go pro and will spend the greater half of his life living in his parents’ basement, using steroids, and talking about high school sports. They truly believe they are the most badass members of society and are condescending to all those who are not swole. They also know everything about working out.

Vince: Man, that bro is giving everyone in gym pointers again.

Rey: Here he comes to tell us he’s not goin pro until next week, again.
Vince: That shit is so annoying. He a brothlete.

by GodsBigBrother May 2, 2016

brothereth

another name for brotherin (your close homie) often used by nerds who play warhammer or go chess club every day

yo brothereth, wanna play some warhammer?

by condorobugfalachonreptumerbum March 31, 2010

Brothered

A gay term. When you and your boyfriend go somewhere and people assume you're brothers.

I went to Applebee's and the waitress brothered us.

by CardyTheParty April 10, 2017

BrotherTerried

When a grown man, wearing a turtleneck and sport coat(sometimes nothing else), hugs you for a excessive amount of time, borderlining on sexual molestation.

Hey Mike you better walk away before you get brotherterried.

by John Malkovich August 7, 2006

blathlete

A black athlete

Kobe Bryant is an outstanding blathlete

by ahead July 21, 2009

barthlete

One who is experienced or superior in bar games such as pool, darts, or dice.

Jed was a barthlete last night on his 21st birthday

by shotski January 12, 2010

blathlete

An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students.

Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in

by treezyboo January 6, 2011