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A bro who constantly talks about how much he can lift and how stoked he is to go pro. When in fact he will never go pro and will spend the greater half of his life living in his parents’ basement, using steroids, and talking about high school sports. They truly believe they are the most badass members of society and are condescending to all those who are not swole. They also know everything about working out.

Vince: Man, that bro is giving everyone in gym pointers again.

Rey: Here he comes to tell us he’s not goin pro until next week, again.
Vince: That shit is so annoying. He a brothlete.

brothlete by GodsBigBrother May 2, 2016

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brothereth

another name for brotherin (your close homie) often used by nerds who play warhammer or go chess club every day

yo brothereth, wanna play some warhammer?

brothereth by condorobugfalachonreptumerbum March 31, 2010

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Brothered

A gay term. When you and your boyfriend go somewhere and people assume you're brothers.

I went to Applebee's and the waitress brothered us.

Brothered by CardyTheParty April 10, 2017

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BrotherTerried

When a grown man, wearing a turtleneck and sport coat(sometimes nothing else), hugs you for a excessive amount of time, borderlining on sexual molestation.

Hey Mike you better walk away before you get brotherterried.

BrotherTerried by John Malkovich August 7, 2006

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blathlete

A black athlete

Kobe Bryant is an outstanding blathlete

blathlete by ahead July 21, 2009

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barthlete

One who is experienced or superior in bar games such as pool, darts, or dice.

Jed was a barthlete last night on his 21st birthday

barthlete by shotski January 12, 2010

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blathlete

An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students.

Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in

blathlete by treezyboo January 6, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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