brothlete

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A bro who constantly talks about how much he can lift and how stoked he is to go pro. When in fact he will never go pro and will spend the greater half of his life living in his parents’ basement, using steroids, and talking about high school sports. They truly believe they are the most badass members of society and are condescending to all those who are not swole. They also know everything about working out.

Vince: Man, that bro is giving everyone in gym pointers again.

Rey: Here he comes to tell us he’s not goin pro until next week, again.
Vince: That shit is so annoying. He a brothlete.

brothlete by GodsBigBrother May 2, 2016

Words you can keep

brothereth

another name for brotherin (your close homie) often used by nerds who play warhammer or go chess club every day

yo brothereth, wanna play some warhammer?

brothereth by condorobugfalachonreptumerbum March 31, 2010

Related Words

brothlete • brothered • Brotheren • blathlete • boshlete • barthlete • Bathlete • biathlete • bratlete • brothee

Brothered

A gay term. When you and your boyfriend go somewhere and people assume you're brothers.

I went to Applebee's and the waitress brothered us.

Brothered by CardyTheParty April 10, 2017

BrotherTerried

When a grown man, wearing a turtleneck and sport coat(sometimes nothing else), hugs you for a excessive amount of time, borderlining on sexual molestation.

Hey Mike you better walk away before you get brotherterried.

BrotherTerried by John Malkovich August 7, 2006

blathlete

A black athlete

Kobe Bryant is an outstanding blathlete

blathlete by ahead July 21, 2009

barthlete

One who is experienced or superior in bar games such as pool, darts, or dice.

Jed was a barthlete last night on his 21st birthday

barthlete by shotski January 12, 2010

blathlete

An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students.

Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in

blathlete by treezyboo January 6, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026