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Broomstick Me 

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.
Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.
Broomstick Me by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

meditation upon a broomstick 

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

broomsticken 

Either a mop or broomstick stuck up your ass, like Tyler in 13 Reasons Why.
Bro i heard Tyler and Jake were broomsticken after school.
broomsticken by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019