If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

hold your whale, the toilets broken

A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom

Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016